Scene: A garden, somewhere in England.

Cast: Mrs PD, Mr PD and little PD.

The remains of the day are filtered through an old established chestnut tree. Mr PD is clearing the bottom of the garden. Mrs PD is weeding a small flower bed. Little PD is bouncing up and down on a trampoline dressed as a princess:

Little PD: "Daddy, I'm going to be Snow White, you can be the handsome prince, and mummy can be the wicked, ugly, stepmother!"

Mrs PD: "Charming!"

Mr PD: "That's not very nice sweetheart, that's called typecasting."